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Prison on Water
Recently went on a cruise with TUI, the Morrella Discovery 2. If you’re looking for a holiday that has as much relaxiation as the Gaza Strip and as much sophistication as a wife swapping party then this is the holiday for you. Once you’re on the cruise you will find cancellations and rearrangements all out of your control but feel free to stand in the queues at the onboard receptions where you will have the company policy reiterated in your face as employees seem threatened with their lives if they deviate from the script! Everytime we returned to our room there had been a slip of paper deposited under our door to tell us of a cancellation our deviation from our intenerary, standing in the queue at reception for up to an hour at a time there was no apology just corporate literature reminding me what I had signed! It feels like a prison on water unless you have booked expecting Benidorm on water where sun stroked sweaty people are in and out of the Jacuzzi sized swimming pool in which you can literally taste the crack of sweaty arses. The whole thing is no more than Benidorm on water. Book at your own Peril! They don’t do any compensation either!